Adauga banc Adauga poza
Sport Jocuri

Newsletter



Aboneaza-te la distractie!
Top utilizatori
Linkuri

Poza zilei

Femeia ideala Femeia ideala Arhiva poze

Citate

Necazul cu copiii este ca nu sunt returnabili.
QUENTIN CRISP
Categorie:
Autori straini

Statistici

Persoane online: 73
Total vizitatori: 16641273
| |



Categoria Deocheate contine 808 bancuri
<<< Bancul precedent
Pasarica nesatula!!!
Bancul urmator >>>
Homo la control
MasturbateThe teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "All right, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about jerking off."
Trimis de cosmin
Trimite pe messenger Trimite pe messenger
Statistici banc
352 voturi. Medie nota: 2.72
1 2 3 4 5
Voteaza bancul!
Trimite unui prieten
Adresa ta:
Adresa prietenului:

Filme alese aleator

Poze alese aleator